How to Quit Twitter 4Ever in 3 Easy Steps

A primer for my friends who kinda really want to quit Twitter but don’t know how.

  1. Create an account on Mastodon:
    I recommend: here or here.
    These are the two servers I use, but it doesn’t matter which Mastodon you make an account on, you can still talk to everyone else.
  2. Say hello!
    Write a little about yourself and use the #introductions tag.
  3. Enjoy the :pineapple:!
    🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍 🍍
    (HAHA this is a funny Mastodon joke!)

Don’t forget to find me and say hi!
I’m and you can just copy and paste that straight into your message.



  • If you need help, you can ask on the #NeedHelp hashtag. You will get so much help. All the help.
  • The icon that looks like people above your post box is your local timeline; when you click it’ll show you all the people posting on your instance. The globe shows everyone on your instance and all their friends.
  • If you want an app for your phone or tablet, I love Mastalab on Android. (You iPhone users are on your own. You could try asking around on Mastodon. ;)
  • Connect your accounts toΒ Mastodon Bridge to help find people you know from Twitter (and help them find you).